Snowball: "That was a textbook assault"
Cal: "What textbook are you fucking reading?"

"Will, you need to be more flexible especially when things start getting hard." - Jayman

“The Public Manager is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”

I'm the public server manager. I might forget to remove that from this signature when I inevitably go insane.

"I serve The wrecking crew."