Morbid Reality: the last known picture of a full British platoon that went missing in the desert during the Gulf War. There are unconfirmed reports that they were killed by Iraqi forces, of which the Ministry of Defence denies vehemently.
"Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded."
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured... the first thought forbidden... the first freedom denied – chains us all irrevocably."
