Pictured: Chazas lifeless body, donated to distract the hordes, but not of his accord.
His last words are remarked as to being "You bastards" over the short range. FakeMatty was just following orders, his lawyer stated in court. The Juror whose job is worse than that of national service, gave the verdict of guilty to TheLocalPub, Mystic and FakeMatty, for conspiring and the proxy murder of Chaza. We may never clear the fog around the full events of this night, as the surviving defendant remains hush-hush, with two of them committing suicide shortly after getting into the helicopter.
Some speculate they were trying to avoid the dead co-pilot. Turns out, he was just sleeping. The full inquiry into the events of this night continues.
"Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded."
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured... the first thought forbidden... the first freedom denied – chains us all irrevocably."