So after 6 months or so of casual Tinder swiping in the Bristol area with my standards slowly dipping down to consisting of 'Female' and 'Potentially breathing' (sheep included), something happened today.
I got a match.
My phone was so shocked at this revelation that it froze and fell over. Seriously, it wouldn't respond for about 5 minutes and decided to reboot itself to try and get over the shock. Then to double check something had actually happened I logged back into Tinder and again, it shat itself at the fact that a female could potentially find me somewhat attractive and shut down again.
But the THIRD attempt! Go to check this probably drunk/clumsy Tinderella and phwoar. Gorgeous, absolute stunner.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's a bot.
Normal service resumed. #StandardRoberts
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