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30th May 2017

So after 6 months or so of casual Tinder swiping in the Bristol area with my standards slowly dipping down to consisting of 'Female' and 'Potentially breathing' (sheep included), something happened today.

I got a match.

My phone was so shocked at this revelation that it froze and fell over. Seriously, it wouldn't respond for about 5 minutes and decided to reboot itself to try and get over the shock. Then to double check something had actually happened I logged back into Tinder and again, it shat itself at the fact that a female could potentially find me somewhat attractive and shut down again.

But the THIRD attempt! Go to check this probably drunk/clumsy Tinderella and phwoar. Gorgeous, absolute stunner. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's a bot. 

Normal service resumed. #StandardRoberts


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"Knows his stuff in general, a really sexy voice. Everything you need from an IC." TheLocalPub: 2017

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31st May 2017

That's normal for Bristol 

I'd stick with the sheep if I were you.
Last Edit: 31st May 2017 by TooTall
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31st May 2017

Was waiting for that. So your current advances have been on a taken fitness instructor and a bot. Whats next?


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31st May 2017

Love you and all Roberts, but...

☐ Not rekt

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Arma Pacis Fulcra - Armed Strength for Peace

Last Edit: 31st May 2017 by Chaza
Joined: 4th Apr 2016
Rank: Public Player
Likes 286
31st May 2017

well as vr sex is getting there you might have a chance with that bot(if it wasn't a software bug that it found you) one of my friends used to say every hole is a goal so you can just take this to the next level

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31st May 2017

Cheers lads, glad to see I've not quite had a funny bone amputation yet! I've just been sat here giggling to myself like a weirdo at Chaza's post...

Future plans include a blind Taiwanese midget and Emma Watson. Guaranteed success...


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Arma Pacis Fulcra - Armed Strength for Peace

Last Edit: 31st May 2017 by Chaza
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